Following 2016’s critically acclaimed pop record Smash The System, and then taking ownership of all music ever by trademarking the frequency 43hz, the former Auteur is back with his new album I Sometimes Dream Of Glue.
It started sometime after World War 11 – in the late 1940's. A convoy of British Special Services trucks had been dispatched to RAF Middlewych, their cargo - 10 tonnes of experimental solvent liquid. Sticky and deadly. The mission – to drop the toxic liquid over Germany and finish the job of carving up Europe for good. The trucks never made it to their airfield destination, coming off the road – most probably helped by saboteurs – some five miles out of London.
Just off the Westway, in the motorway sidings, you can see a small sign. Actually you probably can't see the sign as it is the size of a child's fingernail clipping. The sign says 'Glue Town.' The name of a village. There is little or no documentation of Glue Town. You will not find any information about it on the 21st Century internet. Glue Town is a rural settlement born out of mutation. Of the estimated 500 or so dwellers, no one is thought to be over 2 ½ inches tall. The citizens of Glue Town exist on a diet of solvent abuse and perpetual horniness. The residents only leave to carry out daring night -time 'glue raids' on Shepherds Bush newsagent shops. On a tiny screen in the town centre, an old Betamax cassette of 'Michael Bentine's Pottytime' plays on a loop all day and all night. The reduced size villagers go about their daily business pondering whether the lessons of Pottytime can show them a way out of their drudge lives of sexual abandonment and human sacrifice.
This 12” vinyl edition is strictly limited to just three hundred copies worldwide. 'I Sometimes Dream Of Glue' is also available on CD and digital formats. Luke will be announcing UK live dates to complement the album release. Dates and venues to be confirmed.
1. ANGRY MAN ON SMALL TRAIN
2. I FELL IN LOVE WITH AN OO SCALE WIFE
3. I SOMETIMES DREAM OF GLUE
4. SHE WAS AS RIPE AS A MEADOW
5. THE SUBBUTEO LADS
6. SOLVENTS CURES THE EGO
7. AT IT WITH THE TREE SURGEON’S WIFE
1. THE GARDEN GATE
2. EVERYBODY’S COMING TOGETHER FOR THE SUMMER
3. OH MICHAEL
4. ONLY THE STONES WILL KNOW
5. EVERYBODY’S COMING TOGETHER (PART 2)
6. FAT BIRD FROM THE WOODCRAFT FOLK
7. WE COULD DO IT
British Nuclear Bunkers is the new album by Luke Haines. It was recorded using entirely analogue synthesisers. Apart from an occasional vocal the only organic sound used is a recording of Camden Borough Control Bunker being attacked late at night by Luke Haines.
Maximum Electronic Rock and Roll.
British Nuclear Bunkers will be released by Cherry Red Records on October 16th 2015. It will be available on CD, Vinyl (with a free 7'' single) and the usual digital outlets.
Luke Haines has made many albums and written some books. Google him if you are interested. If you're not interested then don't bother googling him - do something else instead.
Luke Haines will be converting Bush Hall into a nuclear bunker for a Maximum Electronic Rock and Roll show on October 21st. He will then be touring nuclear bunkers around the UK.
The track listing of the album is as follows: